Isn't it funny how the people who should be seen and not heard to avoid looking ridiculous are usually the loudest?

It's an accepted Internet rule that typing in all-caps is considered yelling, and only a lunatic would yell in a room full of strangers. It also makes what you have to say a bit harder to read.

Unless you're Yoko Ono, it would be wise of you to release the Caps Lock on your keyboard.

(How about that winner up there, eh? Mommy's confident until she sees the report card: "AIEEE!")