Why praytell Would one Whose soul devoid of write And mind devoid of spell Partake in literary competition?

We're not looking for Einstein here. And "Bob" knows I'm far from that myself...

...but if you cannot read or write, what the HELL are you doing on Acrophobia??? I mean, it's absurd if you--

Ohhh that's right. Trying to pick someone up. Silly me! What was I thinking?

(Probably something printable, no doubt)

Desperados: When will you come to your senses???

Acro illiterates are usually multiple offenders. They don't know what they're doing, and so often pull out all the stops and combine strings of words, add commas & apostrophes, and so on.

Illiterates are not only the scourge of Acrophobia, but felons of the English Language. Why don't they hit Sony Playstation and do Wheel of Fortune?

Perhaps the biggest dummies are the ones who vote an illegible acro to win over many perfectly good ones. Among the apex of Acro Horrors!